Translation please.

Having problems understanding your spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, or that person you just met. Here's the scoop on what their really saying.






Women’s English

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I’m upset you moron!
10.You’re very attentive today = Is sex all you think about?

Men’s English

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Lets have sex now
6. I am bored = I’d like to have sex with you.
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you.
10.Those shoes don’t go with that = I’m gay