# Man who run in front of car get tired.
# Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
# Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
# War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
# Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
# Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
# It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
# Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
# Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
# Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
# Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
# Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
# Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
# He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
# Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
# Man who sit on tack get point!
# Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
# Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.
# Man standing on toilet is high on pot.
# Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk
# Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!
# Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!
# Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
# When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.
# "Man with glass house must dress in basement!"
# Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!
# Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
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