Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Back to the Future 1961


That was the year when...
• East Germany was divided by the Berlin Wall
• Yuri Gagarin became the first man in space, orbiting the Earth aboard Vostok 1
• Old Western star Gary Cooper died, aged 60
• Chubby Checker hit the big time with 'The Twist'
• Writer Earnest Hemmingway committed suicide

About 1961
In 1961 history changed as the space race hotted and the Russians got the first man in space. Bob Dylan appeared on the music scene and in Liverpool a band, later to be called the Beatles had started to play together.

You Have been Watching...
• The Arthur Askey Show
• It's A Square World
• Comedy Playhouse
• Here's Harry

At the Cinema
• West Side Story (Best film Oscar)
• Breakfast At Tiffany's
• The Misfits
• La Dolce Vita

True Facts, Part 5


The Pentagon has twice as many restrooms as necessary. When it was built, segregation was still in place in Virginia, so separate restrooms for blacks and whites were required by law.

In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

In 2003, there were 86 days of below-freezing weather in Hell, Michigan.

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is "shake" and the 46th word from the last word is "spear".

If you stretch a standard Slinky out flat it measures 87 feet long.

The strength of early lasers was measured in Gillettes, the number of blue razor blades a given beam could puncture.

The drive-through line on opening day at the McDonald's restaurant in Kuwait City, Kuwait was at times seven miles long.

The Pentagon in Washington, D. C. has five sides, five stories, and five acres in the middle.

Sylvia Miles had the shortest performance ever nominated for an Oscar with "Midnight Cowboy." Her entire role lasted only six minutes.

There is an ATM at McMurdo Station in Antarctica, which has a winter population of 200.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Newborn babies are given to the wrong mother in the hospital 12 times a day worldwide.

The Starbucks at the highest elevation is on Main Street in Breckenridge, Colorado.

In 1998, more fast-food employees were murdered on the job than police officers.

The lead singer of The Knack, famous for "My Sharona," and Jack Kevorkian's lead defense attorney are brothers, Doug and Jeffrey Feiger.

Two very popular and common objects have the same function, but one has thousands of moving parts, while the other has absolutely no moving parts - an hourglass and a sundial.

One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.

If you know a (male) millionaire who happens to be married, The most likely profession of his wife is a teacher.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

1 pound of lemons contain more sugar than 1 pound of strawberries.

The "you are here" arrow on maps is called an ideo locator.

60% of all US potato products originate in Idaho.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Back to the Future, 1960

What was happening.
• The French conducted nuclear tests in the Sahara desert
• John F Kennedy became President (USA)
• Floyd Patterson became the first boxer to regain the World Heavyweight title
• Premier of the Alfred Hitchcock classic 'Psycho'
• Mack Sennet, the man responsible for the 'Keystone Kops films, died age 80.

About 1960
At the start of the 'swinging' sixties, things weren't swinging too much yet. The decade that was to bring the Beatles, Woodstock, a war in Vietnam and the landing of the first man on the moon, was still a little naive.

You Have been Watching...
• Hancock's Half Hour
• The Arthur Haynes Show
• I Love Lucy
• The Larkins

At the Cinema
• The Apartment (best film Oscar)
• Spartacus
• The Magnificent Seven
• Psycho

Husband 1.0


I received a little flak from the Wife 1.0 post, so here's the other side of things.



Dear Technical Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. The new program also began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate


Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: ” C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Do not attempt to enhance system performance by installing Hot Guy At Gym 6.2. This will crash Husband 1.0 and cause on reboot Gun 2.0 to launch.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

These are the odds, Part 5


The odds are 1 out of 88,025 (.001136%) that you will die in an avalanche in the next decade, if you live in Colorado. - Discover Magazine, 1/08

The odds are 1 out of 3 (33%) that you think you are "extremely stressed". - New York Times, 10/26/07

The odds are 1 out of 7 (14%) that you think you saw a UFO. - The Week Magazine, 11/9/07

The odds are 1 out of 3 (34%) that you believe in ghosts. - The Week Magazine, 11/9/07

The odds are 1 out of 1,743 (.0573%) that you will die in an accident this year. - Discover Magazine, 11/07

The odds are 1 out of 8 (12.5%) that you leave home for your commute to work before 6 a.m. to beat traffic. - The Week Magazine, 9/28/07

The odds are 1 out of 2 (45.9%) that you do some volunteer work each year. - Time Magazine, 9/10/07

The odds are 1 out of 4 (24%) that you live in a home without access to a fire hydrant. - The Week Magazine, 9/7/07

The odds are 1 out of 25 (4%) that you (as an American adult) have never had sex. - Time Magazine, 8/13/07

The odds are 1 out of 83 (1.2%) that you are dependent on drugs to get you through the day. - Time Magazine, 7/16/07

The odds are 1 out of 5 (20%) that you have tried cocaine at some point in your life (if you are between 20 and 49 years old). - San Diego Union, 7/10/07

The odds are 8 out of 10 (80%) that you are dependent on coffee or soda for that caffeine every day. - Time Magazine, 7/16/07

The odds are 1 out of 13 (7.7%) that you are dependent on alcohol to get you through the day. - Time Magazine, 7/16/07

The odds are 1 out of 428 (.233%) that you were arrested for marijuana-related offenses in 2006. - The Week Magazine, 7/20/07

The odds are 1 out of 7 (15%) that you have a tattoo. - The Week Magazine, 7/13/07

The odds are 1 out of 38 (2.6%) that you were a victim of a violent crime in 2006 if you live in Flint, Michigan. - Time Magazine, 6/18/07