Can't see London.
Can't see France.
Unless we see your underpants.
Grope discount available
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the other guy.
Wanna fly? Drop your fly.
We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.
We are now free to move about your pants.
We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
It's not a grope, it's a freedom pat.
When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
TSA: Touching, Squeezin, Arrestin.
YOU were a virgin.
We handle more packages than UPS.
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